The other night I had the WEIRDEST dream. It’s rare that I remember my dreams…maybe two or three my whole life, but this one was really, really weird. I woke up feeling slightly uncomfortable, slightly unsure whether it was actually real or not and more than a little confused. It was the biggest WTF moment I’ve had in a long, long time. I don’t have an introduction for it, so I’ll just jump right in.
I actually thought for a moment that I was awake and not dreaming because I was lying in my bed in the dark. What tipped me off was a large plate of spaghetti resting on my stomach. Why that was there, I really couldn’t say.
Now, I was just lying there when this strange man, maybe in his mid twenties, came into my bedroom and stood over my bed. What was really weird is that he came in and didn’t turn the lights on. He stood there for what felt like a long time, just staring at me before he spoke. Our exchange went like this:
Strange man in my bedroom: (Points to Spaghetti) “Are you finished with that?”
Me: (Now hoping that I am dreaming) “Yes.”
Strange man: “Do you need anything else, or can I go home now?”
Me: “No, I’m good. But you can have some of my chocolate covered almonds.” Little did I know (until I said this) that there was a bowl of chocolate covered almonds on the filing cabinet beside my bed.
Strange man: (Grabs a handful of chocolate covered almonds and walks out of the room).
If he was some kind of butler, he sucks at his job because he left the plate of spaghetti on me. I’ve been thinking about this dream for the past two days, and it still makes no sense to me. Oh well. It’s amusing to tell people about now.
What’s the weirdest dream you ever had?
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